TOUR 2025
Lady Clementine has until her 27th birthday to find The One.
When her latest beau goes missing, Clementine embarks on a hilariously unhinged quest to solve the mystery of her ill fortune. But with neither sense nor sensibility, will our romantic heroine find love in time? Set roughly “in the past”, this is a story about sickly sisters, self-love and Sylvanian Families.
Bonnets at the ready, ladies, for the debut character comedy show of the (Scorpio) season.
A kaleidoscopic concoction of historical anachronisms, TikTok sounds and misplaced pop-culture references, CLEMENTINE is a hysterical and irreverent Austen parody that meditates on girlhood, romance and everything in between. It‘s unapologetically for the chronically online girlies.
CLEMENTINE: SHAKESPEARE PLAYHOUSE NORTH
Join Lady Clementine's bonkers quest for ‘The One’ before time (and sanity) run out!
Lady Clementine has until her 27th birthday to find The One. When her latest beau goes missing, she embarks on a hilariously unhinged quest to solve the mystery of her ill fortune. But with neither sense nor sensibility, will our romantic heroine find love in time? Set roughly “in the past”, this is a story about sickly sisters, self-love and Sylvanian Families.
CLEMENTINE: MANCHESTER
Lady Clementine (Rosalie Minnit) has until her 27th birthday to find The One. When her latest beau goes missing, she embarks on a hilariously unhinged quest to solve the mystery of her ill fortune. But with neither sense nor sensibility, will our romantic heroine find love in time?
CLEMENTINE: LEEDS
Lady Clementine has until her 27th birthday to find The One. When her latest beau goes missing, she embarks on a hilariously unhinged quest to solve the mystery of her ill fortune. But with neither sense nor sensibility, will our romantic heroine find love in time? Set roughly "in the past'', this is a story about sickly sisters, self-love and Sylvanian Families. Bonnets at the ready, ladies, for the character comedy show of the (Scorpio) season.
CLEMENTINE: NORWICH
Lady Clementine has until her 27th birthday to find The One. When her latest beau goes missing, she embarks on a hilariously unhinged quest to solve the mystery of her ill fortune. But with neither sense nor sensibility, will our romantic heroine find love in time? Set roughly “in the past”, this is a story about sickly sisters, self-love and Sylvanian Families. Bonnets at the ready, ladies, for the character comedy show of the (Scorpio) season.
CLEMENTINE: BRISTOL
Lady Clementine has until her 27th birthday to find The One. When her latest beau goes missing, Clementine embarks on a hilariously unhinged quest to solve the mystery of her ill fortune. But with neither sense nor sensibility, will our romantic heroine find love in time? Set roughly “in the past”, this is a story about sickly sisters, self-love and Sylvanian Families.